Vladimir Jiminov
[First and Only Russian Mail Order Groom]
Hatched as an alien hybrid in the city of Stalingrad, Russia, this Cold War survivor suffered much after refusing to work in his government-chosen profession. Not wishing to pick potatoes for the Kremlin, Vladimir was sent to the Gulag in Siberia to harvest frozen potatoes with a pick-axe. It was there he escaped to America over the Bering Strait on a dog sled. Eventually, Vladimir found a job at a toy factory in Modesto, California calibrating ouija boards. He currently works as a Quality Control Breast Implant Inspector in San Diego, California and spends his evenings performing his unique stand-up comedy style all over Southern California.
